I opened up the post and saw 
the sight made me unslack my jaw 
its wonderment to read and tell 
that charlie-oh is quite the belle                 

First, to wed the bastard real and quick 
who helps us sharpen pointy stick 
and then to go ahead and bear 
future unwashed dynasty heir                 

Further, then to still amaze 
she turns quite acrobatic phrase 
or could it be she trims the verse 
at first a blessing, now a curse                 

For how, in all that we call soapless 
dare we attempt the quest most hopeless 
our battle joined to best Ymir 
is futile, now that charlie's here.                 

welcome to our filthy group.