Previously I've stated my steamrollerality,
And all that it brings,
However, I've given a few moments consideration,
To those animal things.
I think that I'd be a Frilled Neck Lizard,
A reptile from Oz,
It's cold blooded like I am,
This point, and because,
It's other name is The Bearded Dragon,
It's a bit like me,
When it's in danger it puffs it head up,
It's a sight to see.
Not that I puff my head up larger,
But I do have a beard,
So, the lizard and I kindreds,
It really is quite weird.
Further, I like the sound of them name,
The dragon bit is cool,
And the reptilian part is kinda nice,
Suggesting something cruel.
So, add the two parts together,
Cruel and cool you get,
Prerequisites for a Poetry Bastard,
Quite obvios, I bet.
                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz
(any comments from Night Owl                                                   

will be treated with Bastardly Contempt)