He has been wooed by the siren's song,
He simply had to go,
For the alluring call can't be resisted,
Of the mighty Diablo.
Lerk is a righteous kinda bloke,
He likes to battle for right,
The thought of all those demons loose,
Stokes his urge to fight.
So, through the dungeons he crawls,
Many scalps he gets,
Laying waste to Diablo proper,
And his misshapen pets.
I also hear quite indirectly,
That he's been quite ill,
And his courageous dungeon exploration,
Is done at a force of will.
However, whether it be the tempting Diablo,
Or the fact he's sick,
I vote that we soon educate him,
With The Pointy Stick!
Cheers from the Land of Oz
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