It is with trepidation I enter here,
To this group I am new,
But this board is one of great merit,
Something that's long overdue.
But there's one thing that worries me,
For I have travelled far,
But nowhere do I see my oasis,
Is there a Bastard Bar?
In my truck I have many supplies,
Spirits and ale on tap,
So, can I have a corner to set up,
Or, is that idea merely cr -er - erroneous?

;)

Cheers