I'm new to this scholarly place,
Everyone's be here longer,
My impression that divided we would fall,
United we shall conquer,
Seems to be a silly thing,
To some members of the staff,
Their nit picking types of analysis,
Make me want to barf.
The place was in a bit of a state,
The grounds were quite a mess,
I could not let them remain that way,
So, here I must confess,
That I trusted a few members,
That tend to the school grounds,
But it seems there was an established committee,
Boy! Did I let loose the hounds!
"How could you make the changes?
Why were we not consulted?
You have gone and made decisions,
We are quite revulted!"
"Sorry? What committee was that?
It's mention must have been fleeting?"
"Oh, you wouldn't know about it,
This year there's been no meeting."
...............
"I slowly simmered down from boil,
How the fruck would I know,
About a committe that has not met,
Since 18 months ago?
And why did the grounds staff not mention,
This hallowed form of power?
I saw fit to strangle these people,
So I calmed down for an hour.
Really, some people make me mad,
They like to trip me up,
But there's more than one trick to,
This innocent looking pup.
I can take this little insult,
For that is my noble way,
Assured in the knowledge that,
Every dog will have his day.

Cheers from the Land of Oz
grrrrrrr