Wednesday, 24 June 2015

A personal ode to Fallout 2 (for those of you who played this - probably a lot)

I was hunting for geckos
when the elder called for me
she sent me to the temple
i only had my spear

In the temple i was sent
there i killed some ants
'till i reached the end
where i fought with my bare hands

I went back to the elder
to say i passed the test
she talked about a shelter
and sent me on a quest.

Then I went to Klamath
and after my arrival
i took down some rats
and paid a debt of a tribal

Sulik was his name ,
and he's good with a spear
now i feel some shame
because i tremble in fear.

To the Den i left
and i bought a gun
there is much theft
not really fun

So i quickly went on ,
onwards to modoc
En-route i found a head-stone
it gave me a special rock.

In modoc i found a cow
she was called betsy
but someone in town ,
made her into meat jerky !

On my way to redding ,
sulik got killed
i was the last guy standing
i'll bury him.

The sherriff has a bad leg
and everyone takes jet
but all in all
Redding ain't that bad.

I joined a caravan,
and went to new reno
i found a federation shuttle
containing a hypo

The crime families,
seemed as nice as my motha'
but don't make them enemies
or you'll die on Golgotha

So i went to vault city ,
and i entered a bar
there i picked up cassidy
but i want a car.

Next stop was broken hills
a real mutant town
but as i hated muties
i took everyone down

But another town already beckoned me.
In the NCR , i found tandi
i went to see her
she had a job for me

I accepted the job
and went to the squat
there i met darion
now he's as dead as a rat.

Vault 13 was next
the sacred vault
but there were deathclaws there
i killed them, their own fault

So , with the geck in hand
i went back
to arroyo
with my dripping rucksack.

Arroyo was destroyed,
and i was pissed off
so i went to the enclave
and did on their door : knock knock

I said they killed my village
but they said it was a lie
they shot me down
and that's how i die...


i'm wearing a yellow shirt

So here we are
Out on patrol
In the wastes
Army fatigues
Camulage us from the enemy
Can't see us
We will win
In Tehran

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