I am a shuffling oldie,
Long on this board,
It seems forever that I,
Have been with this grubby horde.
And though I'm old and hoary,
There's one thing that I need,
It's the injection of new talent,
A refreshing of the breed.
Newbies are more than welcome,
We treat them with some care,
So join me in the Bastard Bar,
Here, have this chair.
Like any group we have rules,
That's what a group's about,
Abide by the rules and prosper,
If not get the hell out.
So, bring forth your wisdom,
Pull your humour off the shelf,
But most the most thing of all,
Relax and be yourself.

Cheers from the Land of Oz