I'm thinking of laying a vengeful trap,
For the Noodle Napper,
Something to make their stomach turn,
And send them to the crapper.
Like the scene in "American Pie",
The white stuff in the beer, (you know ....)
Something to send them heaving,
From both mouth and their rear.
Perhaps dry up some garden worms,
And put them in the pack,
Or add some chili powder,
They'll choke until they're black.
Or get quite nasty now,
Get back in a snap,
Carefully put the packet away,
Including a mouse trap.

Cheers from the land of Oz