Took He@dbyte to lunch
Twas an amazing feat
He got wild and unruly
Only drank ale, would not eat

Kept ordering strange drinks
Came in colorful tubes,
Wasn't interested in food
Just the waitresses boobs

Oh no! A dilemma...
I've gotten myself in
For this isn't Headbyte,
It is his evil twin!

I hoped that I'd find
A graceful way out
As I made my move,
Heard the waitresses shout.

Do not leave him here,
He's too full of ale!
I laughed Muahahaha....
I had to bale.

*ducks* I couldn't resist HB.