Upon reading this thread
I've seen from the replies
There are many among us
That have unzipped their flies.

Poor Sylvin nearly fainted
At the sight of Gregs bat
Such wild imaginations
I think they've gone daft

But alas, the elders tried not to offend
"It will grow, do not worry, my pubescent friends"
When such questions arise,we try to be serious
Now Greg has a button, because he's delirious.

Turjan likes candy, for he has a Mounds
Sysman says Twix... how funny that sounds!
So many displays, of chocolate candy
In bite size too...Oh my, that is handy.

Morbius got carried away with inuendo toward Sylvin
He's been zapped with the wand, he's the size of a pin.
If only he'd waited, his body would have caught up
Now he sits in the corner, like a poor wounded pup.

They've all got their tape measures
or rulers if you may...
Weasel had a yard stick..
"Oh please, put that away!"

The Owls says that he has had no complaints
Max is above average..
They all swoon and faint.

You guys just don't get it
Size makes no matter
Given choices of a bat or a mounds,
I believe we'd choose the latter.