There's nothing I can tell you
That you haven't heard before
But you didn't learn the first time
No, instead you came back for more
Did you forget about the diapers
And sleepless, midnight feeds
The tear that wells in your eye
When you can't discern their needs
When that long, earnest cry
Wrenches at your heart
And the pain of going to work
Each day tears you apart
There's no excuse you can offer
That won't sound extremely lame
For you I have no sympathy
You have only yourself to blame
Of course, I'm only kidding
Please forgive my little jest
To all of house Ymir
I wish all the very best!
All jokes aside, hugs and kisses
And congratulations all around
I celebrate with you this chance
To build on the love you've already found.

Woohoo! Another pure-bred villager in the making!