Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candle stick.

He burned his pants, he burned his shirt, MAN, that has GOT to hurt!

He rushed to the hospital with great speed, but noone knew of his dire need!

He was stopped by the cops, who held him at bay, they didn't understand so he sped away!

He quickly arrived, he shredded gear, but the doctors' worried looks gave Jack great fear.

They rushed him to the burn center place, but the burns covered his arms, his legs, his face.

Because of the doctors efforts, they fixed Jack right up, but he learned a lesson. Next time he jumps he better be wearing a cup!