It's always good to see new members,
You really seem quite keen,
You'll find the Unwashed the nicest bunch,
Of people that you've never seen.
There is just a little thing,
It's a new Unwashed trick, 
You have to don our rat suit,
And meet The Pointy Stick.
This, no doubt annoys oyr Doom,
It's not its proper name,
It's The Unwashed Stick 0f Sharpness, 
To me, they're both the same.
No doubt you think I'm babbling,
I suppose it's sorta true,
At the end of the day it's nice to get aquainted.
We're glad to welcome you.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz