I rock up to work
at 9:30 every day
And (if I'm not harrassed by my colleagues)
I start it in the same way
I boot up my computer
And my password I type in
Then prepare my morning beverage
You may think it is a sin
I partake not of coffee
Caffine is not for me
Coffee gives me a headache
Though, occasionally I'll have tea
Instead from my desk I take
My mug, and water bottle too
I empty the contents from them
And fill them with water that is new
I return then to my desk
From the drawers of which I take
A soluable little tablet
For my good health's sake
I drop it in the mug
As it desolves it begins to hiss
It supplements your diet
And colourises your piss
This magic little drink
"Berocca" it is called
Defends against most illnesses
Such as the common cold
It is filled with lots of vitamins
Especially vitamin "B"
But it also contains others
and a thousand milligrams of "C"
So that is what I do first
When at work I arrive
It is vitamins not caffine
That makes me feel alive.
Bubonic, not a health-freak. Honest.