Tuesday, 12 May 2015

"Can't See It"

Wrote this one awhile back (like a week or two). Procrastinating about posting it, etc, but feedback's been pleasant lately, so. Just remember, it could get worse than this, i COULD be posting Old Bad Radio, but I'm not, I'm sparing you all. ;) *HUGS*
"Can't See It"
i want to touch it but i can't see it,
i can't see it but i can feel it,
i can feel it and it hurts me,
but i can't see it, and i can't kill it
underneath the surface, something's hiding
some things are always hidden
i'll cut the skin away but i can never get within it
nothing is real but this feeling, and i can't see it
there's no truth but this lie, and i don't believe it
no meaning but this lacking longing, and i can't kill it
inside the void, i'm numb with feeling it
what did you bury in me, cruel one?
i know you planted this monster seed, clever one
what's this demon that longs to be free, sharp one?
why did you take the peace from me, cruel one?
something lies beneath the reality of this dream,
i t ' s a m i s s i n g p i e c e o f m e, cruel one!
and i can't break it free, you see, you see,
i can't see
can't make out the darkness, can't tell which part is missing
don't know the food to satiate the hunger, don't know the elixir to kill the disease
can't see the wound but i can feel it oozing,
i can feel it and it hurts me,
but i can't see it, and i can't kill it
underneath the surface, something's hiding
and some truths aren't meant to be known
as the lights get brighter, i get dimmer
i can't see it,
but it i see alone

Monday, 11 May 2015

Hmmmmmm......

What do you get for the man,
Who has everything?
Perhaps an electric toilet seat opener,
Or a beer can opening ring?
But, I think of EO's presence,
And on this I must sit,
I'll give you a personalised,
One use enema kit .....

:)
she is sitting right infront of me
the back of her head is all I can see
at the blackboard the teacher stands
but all I can see is his hands
cause this beautifull girl is blocking my view..
and I don't care

her blond hair smell so good
when she is not hiding it in her hood
she is the smartest girl I know
I don't know how..
and I don't care

when she looks at me I freez up
like my whole body just say stop
her voice is like music in my ears
but it stings like poison the words I hear..
and I don't care

I know we will never be
but someday someone will walk with me
hand in hand into the sunset
even though I don't know you yet..
then I will care

Jack
still looking for his Jill

Sunday, 10 May 2015

THE BUMBLEBEE......


 Once there was a bumblebee pretty as can be,
flying thru a garden of illegal plants often called weed.

And as far as the ..little bee can see,
There was a bunny rabbit taking a wee wee.

The little bee saw something peculiar about the situation,
cuz the taco bell wrapper by the bunny meant one thing.... "Flatuation".

The bee buzzed aimlessly because of the poisonus gas,
and rammed straight into a horses ass.

Horsie didnt like a bee stinger jammed into his butt,
especially when he was mounting another horse,commiting some smut.

Horsie tail swatted the fly with all his might,
but the be would not give in without a fight!

Then the bee started stinging some more and more,
the horse cried out in pain, "YOU DAMN SON OF A WHORE!!!"

The bee flew away victorious, and feeling very glorious.

The Bee finally found a big field that had a flower patch,
He craved some honey and thought that he would take a batch.

On his way to see what the to see what the flowers would yield,
the breeze blew and blew and soon the bee became a splat on a pinto windshield.

FIN

I actually made this one so feel free to tell me
how you like my masterpiece.......
= D

"paper nails"

Since I haven't written anything new lately, here's one of the few ones I rescued from my old harddrive that I don't believe I've posted before.
"paper nails"
paper nails and razor thin
beneath the waves too tired to swim
chlorine green and rotting black
release your anger i'll take it back
headache strain and stomach churn
away the cut away the burn
razor nails and paper thin
too damn tired to start this again
when farther away is more like home
girl so tired and girl so alone
pushed far enough to honestly say
i almost hurt myself today
in hopes the pain would go away
paper nails and razor thin
sick of this battle i cannot win
sick of the powerlessness i hold within.
sick of black and sick of white
sick of nothing being right
waves dark and ocean deep
lured into the depths of sleep
with paper nails and razor thin
i'm just too damn tired to rise again
yes, i am.

Saturday, 9 May 2015

I must say this has caught me quiet,
This full frontal type attack,
My post was quite ignored by all,
The response was kinda slack.
But, Doom, your gem of art rules all,
Posted for all UV to see,
You have encapsulated my day at work,
Or summarised the essence of me.
But let me return to my post,
That humble sort of one,
About "Twinkle, Twinkle/ABC",
You know the silly one.
Charlie and I were lounging in bed,
"IQ" was on the tube,
Einstein was playing the violin,
Now stop those thoughts so rude.
I was lubed up on that bourbon thing,
That's not so vary rare,
When the tuneualar comparison struck,
It's something not quite so rare.
For as Einstein played the violin,
I sang both songs in my head,
My mind is a whirlpool of such excrement,
It won't stop until I'm dead.
The sad thing is I'm on holidays,
No-where near my work,
Sooooooo, the pic is a little inaccurate,
But before you call me "jerk",
It reflects what I do all day,
Laze about dreaming up stuff,
To make those little cretins feel miserable,
And their pitiful lives so tough .....

:)

Cheers from the Land of Oz
(loved it!)

Rads Falling

Since I'm a Poetry Bastard, I have
bastardized 'Pure Morning' by Placebo

Rads Falling

A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend Unclean is better
With soap and brush only ever wash
Your wounds and stitch them together

A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend with Smeet is better
You'll never waste can't beat the taste
Of this NRA passed fodder

A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend with Peeps is better
Those little sweets multicoloured treats
Will change you now and forever

A friend in need is a friend indeed
Lack of swede is better
No pepper or squash to finally quash
This guanabana/rutabaga fervour

early warning Atomiq's crawling
early warning Atomiq's crawling
early warning Atomiq's crawling
early warning Atomiq's crawling

rads falling
rads falling
rads falling
rads falling

A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend whose green is better
A toast to peace with the mutant race
Instead of toasting with Flamer

A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend who reads is better
To read my posts and make some jokes
To rant and praise and blather

early warning Atomiq's crawling
early warning Atomiq's crawling
early warning Atomiq's crawling

rads falling
rads falling
rads falling

A friend in need is a friend indeed
Poetry is better
A couplet or two even Haiku
Beer lets the Muses unfetter

A friend in need is a friend indeed
Mr Freeze is better
Change H2O so it won't flow
Then there's no risk of washing ever

Thanks to Placebo for generating the
idea in the first place.