"Start a War"

The damn gooks steal our bread
Start a war!
We will avenge our dead
Start a war!
We’re engaging in regime change
Start a war!
Stocks falter on the exchange
Start a war!

If you’ve gotten up
On the wrong side of the bed
We’ll do our very best
To make the other fellow dead

Reject defense contract bids
Start a War!
Drugs are ruining our kids
Start a War!
Those damn liberal teachers
Start a War!
Kill the fundamentalist preachers
Start a War!

It’s nothing personal really
We must, never, never give into hate
It’s the absolutely correct thing to do
All the opinion polls agree, as of late

We will democratize Iraqi society
Start a War!
We’ve hit a soft spot in the economy
Start a War!
Israel must withdraw to the 1972 borders
Start a War!
Palestine must follow the United Nation’s orders
Start a War!

We’ve made every reasonable overture
Exhausted all means of diplomacy
We’ve run out of peaceful options
Now we pray on bended knee

Get the British out of Ireland!
Start a War!
Taiwan will not join the mainland
Start a War!
We must eliminate poverty
Start a War!
We will have a Great Society
Start a War!